Standing before the microphone he knew he was facing #imminent disaster. When the first bars began his grip on the microphone tightened, a bead of sweat forming on his brow. Looking at the screen he saw a portent of his pending doom, a bouncing ball as cheerful as it was terrifying.

Before he knew it the moment was upon him and unbidden the words came: “You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life…”