“So you say you can levitate by sheer force of will?” the man asked, the editor of a local conspiracy theory newsletter.

“That’s right. A full three inches!”

“Two,” his friend corrected. “You gotta stop embellishing things.”

He waved her back.

“Alright, come down and we’ll test the #veracity of your claims.”

“Great!” he replied, hanging up and turning to his friend. “Alright, let’s go! But first, where’s my measuring tape…”