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So I have the “pleasure” of working on a couple ColdFusion projects on the side. The thing about ColdFusion is it’s a lot like Perl: wonky syntax, often used by total amateurs, and can be horribly abused to do really bad things. And guess who primarily uses ColdFusion? Yeah… total amateurs.

As a beautiful example, let’s consider the CFC, or ColdFusion Component. This concept was added to ColdFusion in order to add modularity and object orientation to what was, frankly, a largely procedural programming mish-mash. And it does a pretty good job:

1. It provides mechanisms for encapsulation.
2. It encourages code reuse.
3. It encourages documentation.

Well, assuming it wasn’t being used by amateurs. See, a CFC can, and should, be used like a real object. But let’s say you’re a dumbass who doesn’t understand object oriented programming. Well, in that case, you might do something really stupid, like use a CFC as just a container for a bunch of utility functions that are only loosely related. For example, you might do something stupid like:

<cfcomponent output = "false">
  <cffunction name = "init" access = "public" returntype = "myType">
    <cfreturn this>
  </cffunction>

  <cffunction name = "firstThing" access = "public">
    <cfargument name = "Datasource" type = "string" required = "1" />

    ...
  </cffunction>

  <cffunction name = "secondThing" access = "public">
    <cfargument name = "Datasource" type = "string" required = "1" />

    ...
  </cffunction>

  <cffunction name = "thirdThing" access = "public">
    <cfargument name = "Datasource" type = "string" required = "1" />

    ...
  </cffunction>
</cfcomponent>

See, because this person is a moron, they don’t understand the concept of instance variables. A smart person would stuff the datasource into an instance variable, and populate it when the object is initialized. A complete moron would just pass the same parameters in over and over again because he or she is a god damned moron who shouldn’t be allowed near a computer, let alone permitted to program one.

deep breath

Bonus tip: Naming arguments to a function “table1”, “table2”, “table3”, etc, should resulting in the “developer” being dragged into the town square, tarred, and feathered.

So, as part of my ongoing obsession with toying with unusual programming languages, Haskell has periodically popped on and off my radar. The problem is, it’s rare that I find a problem where I feel like sitting down and figuring out how to solve it in Haskell, particularly since Haskell’s strengths and weaknesses don’t often mesh with the kinds of ad-hoc programming I tend to do (for example, Haskell sucks for text parsing, primarily due to performance constraints, and I find much of the random coding I do involves high-volume text processing).

But all that has changed due to an interesting problem we’ve been fighting with at work. You see, on one of our production servers, we’re having performance problems. And so the first thing we did was find a way to collect telemetry. Of course, the first cut dumped out raw CSV files, which are a pain in the butt to manipulate in interesting ways, and as a result, I found myself writing a lot of Perl to deal with the data we received. Not fun.

Finally, after days of this, I decided to write a new tool that collects telemetry as we were doing before, but rather than using CSV, stores the data in an SQLite database, thus making the information a hell of a lot easier to manipulate. “But now you need to analyze that database!”, you say. Ahh yes, you’re quite right, and normally I might turn to Perl to do just that. However, it turns out, Haskell is more or less perfect for that very job.

See, Haskell just so happens to have HDBC, which is really the Haskell equivalent to Perl’s DBI. And there just happens to be an SQLite HDBC driver available, which provides a nice functional interface to the underlying database. With this combination, querying the database and manipulating its contents becomes exceedingly easy. And in particular, because of Haskell’s laziness, we can do much of our processing in a streaming fashion, rather than bulk loading large amounts of data for processing.

For example, suppose we have a table as follows:

Where you may have multiple rows for a given date. Now say you want to take that table, and group it so that all the rows for the same date are collected together. Well, in Perl, you’d probably set up a loop, track the previous and next rows, build a list in memory, and output the results as you go, and that would work out just fine. But it’s tedious. Haskell, on the other hand, makes this all remarkably easy.

First, let’s back up. What we really want to do is take a list of items, and then group them together based on some kind of splitting function. It may be a list of integers, a list of strings, or a list of database rows. But in the end, it’s really all the same thing. Well, you could define a function like that as follows:

~> splitWhen :: (a -> a -> Bool) -> [a] -> ([a], [a])                                                     
splitWhen func [] = ([], [])                                                                           
splitWhen func (head:[]) = ([head], [])                                                                
splitWhen func (first:second:rest)                                                                     
  | func first second = (first:result, remainder)                                                       
  | otherwise         = ([first], second:rest)                                                          
  where (result, remainder) = splitWhen func (second:rest)                                             
                                                                                                        
~> splitList :: (a -> a -> Bool) -> [a] -> [[a]]                                                           
splitList func [] = []                                                                                  
splitList func lst = group:(splitList func remainder)                                                   
  where (group, remainder) = splitWhen func lst  

So, first we define splitWhen, which is a function that takes:

1. A test function.
2. A list.

The test function is applied to each pair of items in the list, starting at the beginning, and the list is split at the point where the function returns false. splitList then uses splitWhen to break a whole list into groups. So, for example:

splitList (\x y -> x < y) [ 1, 2, 1, 3 ]

Returns

[ [1, 2] [1, 3] ]

But this code has another interesting property that may not be obvious to someone unused to Haskell: these functions are lazy. That means they only do work as elements are requested from the list. For example, given this code:

take 5 $ splitWhen (\x y -> x < y) [ sin x | x <- [ 1 .. ] ]

The second part of this statement generates an infinite list of the sin() values of the whole numbers starting from 1. And splitWhen operates on that list. If this weren’t Haskell, this code would run forever, but because Haskell evaluates statements lazily, this only returns the first 5 groups, as follows:

[
  [0.8414709848078965, 0.9092974268256817],
  [0.1411200080598672],
  [-0.7568024953079282],
  [-0.9589242746631385, -0.27941549819892586, 0.6569865987187891, 0.9893582466233818],
  [0.4121184852417566]
]

Nice! As an aside, this is one of the more interesting aspects of Haskell: it encourages you to write reusable functions like this.

So, let’s apply this to a database query. Well, it turns out, that’s dead simple. You’d just do something like:

conn <- connectSqlite3 "database.db"
stmt <- prepare conn "SELECT Date, Value FROM theTable ORDER BY Date"
execute stmt []
groups <- (splitWhen (\(adate:rest) (bdate:rest) -> adate == bdate)) `liftM` (fetchAllRows stmt)

putStrLn $ take 5 groups

Yeah, okay, this is a little dense. The first few lines prepare our query. No big deal there. It’s the last line where the magic really happens. First, let’s start on the far right. Here we see the function fetchAllRows being called. That function returns the rows generated from the query, but it does so lazily. So rows are only retrieved from the database as they’re needed. We then apply the splitWhen function to the results (ignore the liftM, that has to do with Monads, and you probably don’t want to know…). And then we take 5 groups from the result. Voila! In a surprisingly small amount of code, a huge chunk of which is nicely generic and reusable, we can do what, in Perl, would likely take dozens of lines of code. Pretty nice!